Going Postal

T.: So...a 52 cent stamp should suffice on the SASE, right?
Shayne: That should be fine.
T.: Unless they decide to send me back a pipe bomb. "Dear Writer, We have reviewed your story, and decided not to publish it in our magazine. To prevent you from sending us anymore crap, we have enclosed a small but powerful grenade. Sincerely, The Editor."
Shayne: Well, they'll just have to pay for that themselves.